This has been rolling over in my head for quite some time, but I'm feeling a little slumpy* today and thought some sarcastic blogging might cheer me up a bit.

*(slmpi) adj. used to describe one's mood when in a bit of a slump, feeling down, and/or suffering from a case of the blahs

Why 'ex-sex' is like McDonalds:

• Sometimes, you just get a craving
• You know it's not good for you, but it sure hits the spot
• You're not after it because it's amazing, you're seeking something predictable, reliable and consistent
• Although you know a high % of people do the same thing, you may be embarassed to admit to it in certain company
• Afterwards, you feel kind of gross and remember why you haven't had it in a while