Vaggazler?

I've long been a fan of the bedazzler. One of my life dreams is to create a line of bedazzled track suits for jazzy seniors. Imagine my shock and, indeed, awe when I learned yesterday that Jennifer Love Hewitt had taken it to a whole new level.



I love accessorizing, but I can honestly say I've never looked at a Swarovski crystal and thought, "That would look good on the area of my body near where I pee." I'm bizzarely hung up on the logistics of this. What type of glue is she using? What part of her lady bits are the crystals attached to? Does one have to "prep the surface" before application? Will Michael's start offering workshops? Will she appear on Martha Stewart for a sexy crafting segment?

I fear I may have to read her book.