Everyone and their plumber is talking about Britney's 'come back' performance from last night's VMAs. In case you missed it, check it out here. I'm not sure I can say anything that hasn't already been said, but I saw Dr. Phil on The View this morning and even he wants to help Britney, so if me and the big Doc P agree on something, I figure it's worth a little further meditation.
For the love of god would someone get this girl an agent, a publicist, a psychoanalyst, a life coach, a big sister, someone, anyone, something! On the San Diego news tonight they're going to interview a PR specialist who will tell us whether this will damage her comeback possibilities. Are you kidding me?? That's not a news story! She's a train wreck. She makes Anna Nicole Smith look like a president of the local PTA. When K Fed looks like the good parent in a relationship, you know the mom is one hot mess. Do you think she cuts herself every time she sees Justin? Do you think he goes to a church, drops $20 in the box (he better have enough self-respect to put more than a buck in) and lights a candle every time he sees her, thanking God, Allah AND Buddah that he got out of that relationship when he did? He gets Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel and/or Jessica Alba and she gets both of her bold bits splashed across the tabloids - it's cosmically unjust.
And shame on the people at MTV for putting that highly unstable girl up to this. She's going to have to live with this for the rest of her life. They couldn't leave her be with the snake performance, the rip-off tux, and the Madonna kiss? What, did they lure her there with OxyContin crusted corn dogs and purple KoolAid spiked with Hennessy? "Here Brit, put on this bra and hot pants. You've got 15 minutes to go over the choreographer with the dancers. Don't worry, we'll watch the boys. Wait, you only brought 1 - did you leave the other one in the car again? Yes, we'll make sure they get their coca-cola bottles."
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