No comments on that text message? Really? No one has anything to say about that? I forwarded it to a few friends and all pretty much responded the same way: "Ewwwww" or "Ew ew ew." It is also one of the funniest text messages I've ever gotten.
Jane and I were thinking up hypothetical replies, because, really, how does one reply to that?
I had, "Are you saying I'm fat?"
Jane had, "How calories for faking it?" which I think is really good.
Any other thoughts? I promise I'll credit you in the book I write someday when this academic thing doesn't work out.
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Hey, at least it's not crack. Although, if it were, I probably would have been cut off a long time ago by a loved one, and as far as I know dealers don't take credit cards...
About Me
- AML
- Brooklyn, NY, United States
- Urban feminist fashionista career student meets suburban soccer mom in training.
my 'read' shelf:
Bloggalicious
- 3 Quarks Daily
- Al Maynard
- Around the World on my Vespa
- Cake Wrecks
- Color Me Blah
- Emily, Mark & Sam
- Fit Bottomed Girls
- Go Fug Yourself
- Hostess with the Mostess
- Jamaican in Cork
- jillypickle
- Life is Nicht si Mal
- Luca's blog
- Noah Michael Hammond
- NZ Good Life
- Overheard in NY
- Postcards From Yo Momma
- Purseuing
- Shenanigans
- Shoe Blog
- Tey in Africa
- The MacDonald Boys
2 comments:
Okay fine, I'll bite.
How about: "300 when I use the extra-large dildo."
Or better yet, "I wouldn't fuck you even if you were offering free liposuction."
HAHAHA! Jane also proposed a follow-up random text: "fun fact: I burned 1,000 calories last night"
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