Overheard on the B25

My own contribution to Overheard in New York:

[on the B25]

Mother, to little boy picking his nose: Stop that. Do you think that's cute?
Little boy: No.
Mother: Do you want to be cute?
Little boy: Yes.
Mother (sweetly): Then stop picking your nose.

[Little boy resumes picking nose.]
Mother: I'm going to tell CJ, and he's going to throw you onto the train tracks. Now stop that.